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To ensure the best fit, we strongly recommend consulting the size chart below before purchase, as this item differs from standard sizing.
The government is f*cking us, no condom, no lube. Get f*cked, and f*ck the government. Each hand-illustrated tee is printed with biodegradable, eco-conscious ink on premium fabric that's soft, breathable, and built to last. The 5% spandex blend ensures a comfortable fit that moves with you, while the 95% cotton keeps it classic and durable.
Size Chart
| XS | S | M | L | XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 15.2 | 38.5 | 15.9 | 40.5 | 16.7 | 42.5 | 17.5 | 44.5 | 18.3 | 46.5 |
| Length | 19.7 | 50 | 20.1 | 51 | 20.5 | 52 | 21.1 | 53.5 | 21.7 | 55 |
| Shoulder | 14.2 | 36 | 14.6 | 37 | 15.0 | 38 | 15.7 | 40 | 16.5 | 42 |
| Sleeve length | 5.5 | 14 | 5.7 | 14.5 | 5.9 | 15 | 6.3 | 16 | 6.7 | 17 |